Did I Miss the Election For Queen?

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

Blaine ‘Cutie’ Anderson during ‘Defying Gravity

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

eholaura:

solarselection:

small-baby-chihiro:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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what in the pure fuck

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!

dingdongyouarewrong:

date a tall boy with black hair. date a boy who will hate the world with you. date a boy who drinks tea and will sit with you by the fire. date a boy with honour. date a boy who needs to capture the avatar to restore his honour. date prince zuko.

whatever this is. 

"You know, the thing that people like about yo-yos is that, if you want them to, they come back to you"

sebadasstian-stan:

bride-of-bucky:

crying because “the man on the bridge…he grabbed my left boob”

khal-blaine:

*SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS*

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iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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dimestore-duchess:

figsandtea:

niiicethings:

“Noun is a playful artist’s book about words and their definitions. It is like an exquisite corpse with words.

Starting with 27 real English words, each word and its definition has been divided into two parts. By turning the pages, you get to mix and match the word halves to create humorous and nonsensical new words and meanings.

With over 700 different combinations, this book is the perfect item for bibiophiles, lexicographers, writers, and any lover of words.

Here are a few examples of words and definitions you can put together:

whisper + umbrella = whisbrella: A low sibilan utterance for sheltering one from rain and sun.
banana + onomatopoeia = bananpoeia: A large herbaceous perennial tropical plant that bears fruit imitating the sound of the thing or action signified.
muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.
nomenclature + ancestry = nomencestry: A system or set of names for things derived from, or possessed by, an ancestor or ancestors.”

I’M SORRY BUT 

muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.

THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN INNOVATION ALL OTHER PLAYERS GO HOME.

They invented a way to make English behave like German!!

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classicrockboy:

this was the best scene ever… of all time

I need this in my life at all times.